During my college’s freshman orientation week, a peculiar sign was posted alongside the announcements of shows, meetings, etc: it had the headline “Greetings Freshthings!” and purported to be a three-part scavenger hunt across campus. This sign had the first part of an email address, and the next two signs were supposed to have the remaining parts. There was no goal or reward started aside from getting this email address of unknown source. The flyer also had logo on it: a golden apple and the words “Chaos Reigns”, probably some Discordian Society thing.

Having recently discovered the Discordian Society, being particularly interested in chaos, and also just thinking scavenger hunts are fun, I followed the instructions on this first sign. It led me, appropriately enough, to a landing over a store called Entropy, and I found the second sign. This one was disguised as an advert for parking with “top floor of the East Campus Garage” bolded. Only the same golden apple logo indicated that it was part of the scavenger hunt, plus another partial email address.

So I followed it to the top floor of the East Campus Garage. As soon as I stepped out of the stairwell I was greeted with two stickers of the same golden apple logo–and nothing else, no sign or email address in sight. I scoured that parking garage for 20 minutes, looked all over for any kind of sign, used all of my escape-the-room-game intuition. I even peeled the two golden apple stickers off the wall to see if the rest of the email address was written on their backs. No luck. The last part of the scavenger hunt was gone.

What gets me is not knowing whether there ever WAS a third sign. Maybe it was taken down, or maybe the second sign was less obvious than it seemed and the third sign was actually not in the East Campus Garage. But maybe there wasn’t supposed to be a third sign at all. I saw tape residue on the wall near the two stickers–maybe a third sign had been taken down?–but the residue looked old and it was a different shape than the tape used to hang the other signs.

And for “Chaos Reigns”, it kind of makes sense. A quest with no end. Absence of meaning. Theories of communication entropy talk about that sort of thing, a signal that directs nowhere. Maybe the point of the scavenger hunt was to make a statement about the futility of following a path, or just to make its players wonder, to make them create their own conclusions.

But maybe I should be following Occam’s Razor here–maybe it really is as simple as, there was a third “yay you did it, here’s the end of the email address” sign and it was removed by university staff.

And it drives me crazy that I’ll never know.

Submitted by Van from USA

Sitting around in the inspection area on a particularly hot day. Luckily, the room had it’s own air conditioning, and it only needs to be manned by one person. A particularly good looking co-worker of mine came in to replace my position, and attempted to make idle conversation while we slipped past each other while in the narrow room.

The conversation was as follows…
Her : “Hot enough for you?”
Me : “Yeah, you are.”

Unfortunately, she didn’t hear my response, because at that moment, I opened the door and the loud machinery drowned out my response.
With a smile and a wave, I made my way to take my break.

I wonder what she would have said had she heard me.

Submitted by Zachary from Canada

The other week as I was descending a flight of stairs I saw what seemed to be an enormous pirate with two peg legs. As I reached the bottom I was disheartened to find it was a regular person standing on a wooden chair.

Submitted by Mike from England

I am working as a post delivery guy at a fancy law firm and yesterday when I was about to give the boss his mail I noticed that he was standing up in front of his desk, overlooking the great vista outside his office window. Nothing weird until I noticed he wore no pants and no undergarments either.

He was just standing there in peace with a an expensive suit jacket, a shirt, a tie and a pair of revealed pale squishy buttocks. He was holding his hands behind his back as if in deep contemplation and it took a couple of seconds for him to notice me at which point I looked down into the floor and handed him his daily mail.

Submitted by Jordan from USA

There was this guy in class when I went to middle school who used to carry around a cloth napkin into which he disposed his nasal waste several times a day. One day he accidentally (or so I presume) left the oozing, gooey napkin on a bench. I say by watching how a teacher sat down right onto the disgusting square of snot and cloth apparently not noticing that something that you do not want sticking to your pants stuck to her pants.

She walked around with the napkin stuck to the back of her jeans for a good part of the day until a co-worker realized it was not part of the pants design and told her.

Submitted by Carla from UK

I was in the peculiar area of Christiania in Denmark and sat on a blanket by the water when I noticed an elderly woman with fabulous grey dreadlocks using some kind of homemeade contraption that allowed her to travel by bike across the water. All my thoughts stopped and I just watched her ride along the coastline happy as can be.

Submitted by India9 from Sweden

I was talking to my friend the other day and in a passionate discussion about the nature of reality I was going to say “duck in cupboard” but accidentally said “f*ck your mother”. We are no longer friends.

Submitted by Jonah from USA

Every morning, walking down to the bus stop for school, I pass a path obstructed by nettles and such. About two weeks ago, I saw a man (most likely homeless) simply sitting amongst the nettles, eating some crisps.

Submitted by Jesus from UK

I was young, 17, perhaps 18 taking my first trip out of the country on my own. We went to Turkey and after landing we got on a bus to take us to the city where we where going to have our vacation. About halfway through the incredibly bumpy and sauna hot bus ride I saw something very surreal passing by for just a second outside the window.

There was a man, presumably Turkish, standing next to the road, in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but his birthday suit, displaying his giant member in all it’s glory. Next to him was a small shed, possibly his home. He just stood there, watching the bus go by, his over sized appendage hanging peacefully like a pendulum that has reached the end of it’s momentous motion under the scorching Turkish sun.

Submitted by Elias from Sweden

There was an unusual amount of Japanese tourists today at the mall where I work. One of them seemed to have gotten lost from the usually tidy and organized group, he was sitting on a bench in a pose of exhausted surrender when an elderly lady of native composition approached him with an ice-cream. He took it and ate it, I believe it was vanilla with chocolate chips.

Submitted by Lena from Denmark

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